It’s been a while since I’ve had a chance to really let everyone know what’s been grinding my gears, so without further ado, Ya wanna know what really grinds my gears? Married people that share Facebook accounts. How lame can you get? You can’t even have your own Facebook account? Really? I wonder if these people think that you have to pay for Facebook accounts or something, that’s the only remotely logical explanation for people doing this, but if they had one ounce of common sense they would realize that Facebook is FREE! IDIOTS!! I’m not sure if the couples that do this think that it’s cute to have an account under the name JohnandCindy Smith or if both of them are ridiculously insecure in their relationships that they have to force the other to share everything they do online with them. I’m thinking that it’s the latter, which is sad.
Another thing that really grinds my gears is Chris Johnson. Listen buddy, you got your obscenely big contract, so why don’t you go ahead and start playing football the way you did two years ago. There’s no way that you’ve lost that much speed and elusiveness over the course of the last two seasons. The more games I watch, the more I think that the Titans would have been better off letting you sit out for a year and having Javon Ringer be RB1 instead.
What’s the deal with feather extensions, ladies? It makes it look like you have a dead bird in your hair. It’s not attractive. I don’t know when or where this trend started, but it needs to be put to an end. It is ridiculous.
Things that don’t grind my gears:
1. Pie in the Sky
2. Jack Daniel’s
3. Gus Johnson’s commentary
4. Bassnectar on NYE
The NBA is another thing that’s just been annoying lately. These players are the most overpaid athletes in the world and yet, they’re crying for more money. I even heard one of these players compare playing in the NBA to slavery. Just a note; if you’re a professional athlete making millions of dollars, DO NOT COMPARE YOURSELF TO A SLAVE! IT WILL MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT! I know that not ALL of the players in the NBA make obscene amounts of money, but it seems like its always the ones that are making the big bucks are the ones complaining about needing more money, case in point, Latrell Sprewell turned down a three year, $21 million contract in 2005 because it wasn’t enough to feed his kids. Really?!? What are your kids eating that $21 million of three years isn’t enough to keep them fed? Oh, and by the way, since then, Sprewell has been banned from seeing his children, had two homes foreclosed on, and grounded his million dollar yacht.
The final thing that has been grinding my gears is people that share Facebook accounts. I know, I know, I’ve already said that in this post, but IT’S STUPID! There is absolutely no point in sharing accounts on Facebook! Come to think of it, I’d be willing to bet that if you have friends that share a Facebook, they are probably the jerks that send you a thousand farmville requests a day and are consistently the most annoying people that you know, and that you’ve probably contemplated just defriending them because of all of their idiocy.