• You have text message conversations at 1 in the morning with your family in California because you’re up using the bathroom anyway.
  • You cry at the damn Mother’s Day commercials. I despise Pandora jewelry but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t make me cry every time a woman gets some from her kids in a TV commercial.
  • You run into counter tops all the time because you forget just how far your stomach juts out in front of you.
  • You need a nudge getting out of bed because your pelvis feels like it’s breaking in half and you’re like a turtle stuck on its back.

And other glamorous things…

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