- You have text message conversations at 1 in the morning with your family in California because you’re up using the bathroom anyway.
- You cry at the damn Mother’s Day commercials. I despise Pandora jewelry but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t make me cry every time a woman gets some from her kids in a TV commercial.
- You run into counter tops all the time because you forget just how far your stomach juts out in front of you.
- You need a nudge getting out of bed because your pelvis feels like it’s breaking in half and you’re like a turtle stuck on its back.
And other glamorous things…
2 comments
Jim Pelant says:
May 10, 2012
And now you are down to about 24 hours until delivery time.
Jim Pelant says:
May 10, 2012
I have a few instances of Items 2 and 3 on your list and I am not pregnant.