“Leave it to Billy Mays to be loud enough to do commercials from the afterworld.” (in regards to a Billy Mays commercial being played at the airport today)
“If I were such a talented athlete that I could sponsor anything, I would sponsor ice cream too.” (in regards to WR Larry Fitzgerald being plastered all over Cold Stone with some sort of sponsorship tie-in)

I guess life was a little more idyllic and boring when the two of you were on Dominica. The shift to the hectic and stressful life in America gives me about one to two entries a month as opposed to once every two or three days. Ah, the good old days when I could get the news that was only a day old.